Elvis he's a hero he's a superstar   And I hear that Paul McCartney drives a Rolls Royce car   And Dylan sings for millions   And I just sing for free   Oh everybody's makin' it big but me      Oh, everybody's makin' it big but me   Everybody's makin' it big but me   Neil Diamond sings for diamonds   And here's ole rhinestone me   Oh everybody's makin' it big but me      Well I hear that Alice Cooper's got a foxy chick   To wipe off his snake, and keep him rich   And Elton John's got two fine ladies   And Doctor John's got three   And I'm still seein' them same old sleezoes, that I used to see      Oh, everybody's makin' it big but me   Yeah everybody's makin' it big but me   I've got charisma   And personality   Oh how come everybody's makin' it big but me?      (What's wrong with that?)   (I don't see nothing wrong with it Ray)      Well I paint my face with glitter   Just like Bowie does   And I wear the same mascara   That Mick Jagger does   And I even put some lipstick on   But that just hurt my dad and mom   And everybody's makin' it big but me      Oh, everybody's makin' it big but me   Yeah everybody's makin' it big but me   They got groupies for their bands   And all I got is my right hand   And everybody's makin' it big but me      Everybody's makin' it, makin' it, makin' it   Everybody's makin' it big......