Here in my van    I can beat my small cock    Fart on your face    Sleep on a loaf       Here in my can    I can piss in a cup    Scrounge for some change    Do what I want I can lose    Here in my van    I can eat my small squid    Dance the can-can    With my feet in the air       Here in my can    I can play the Last tape    Play my small uke    Write stupid songs    Like this one    Haven't slept in days, but that's OK.    Gonna let 'er eat    Cat pizza road apples coffee shun Vivarin       Have a little snack    Put in a quarter and play road rally    Driving sown the dark corridor    Fall asleep and wake up in another place       Here in my can    I can hate everyone    Wait for no girls to call me    in the middle of the night    Here in my van I can lose my small mind