In The World Of Man In The Great Rat Race   Makes His Speeches Then He Does What He Please   Winners Of The Mosh Impart Their Grace   As I Wallow In The Mush In A Doggy Daze   I Live In A Kennel Smells Like Rotten Cheese   Chums Lots Of Flies But Why Should I Mind   Then I Get Trashed By The Ho Thats My Wife   Can'T Get Enough Of Kickin My Hiney   Life In The Canine World   Cats To Chase And A Bone To Bury   Full Of Doggy Stench In This Poo Poo Place   If I Get A Piece Of Tail I Dont Want To Get Married   This Is Just A Doghouse Why Should I Stay   If These Folks Are Crazy   They Try To Tell Me That They Know Where Its At   I Don'T Know Maybe I'M Lazy   This Is Just A Doghouse, You Said I'M A Dog   I Live Like A Dog   This Is My Doghouse   So Now Its Time To Go Work For The Man   I Work For The Man At The Taco Stand   I Keep On Grinding Like A Dog Always Does   No Place To Hide For This American Dog   This Is Just A Doghouse, You Said I'M A Dog   I Live Like A Dog   This Is My Doghouse   When I Frickin Find What I'M Lookin For   I Dig Right In And Take My Place   Maybe I Seem Crass And Crude   But A Dog Has To Do What A Dog Has To Do   This Is Just A Doghouse, You Said I'M A Dog   I Live Like A Dog   This Is My Doghouse   I'M Just A Dog, I Eat Cat Feces,   Feel Like A Hydrant On This Doggy Street   Live In The Doghouse, Everybody Hates Me   I Want To Get Laid, But Everybody Takes Me   I'M Your Dog And You'Re Bitches