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Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy
Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy
Don'T Laugh At Him Cause He Can'T Piss Straight
He Can'T Even Masturbate
Got No Gonads, Only Two Sockets
Got No Bulge In His Pockets
Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy
Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy
Can'T Even Make It Through A Day Of School
They Try To Stomp His Shriveled Little Tool
It Must Suck To Know You'll Never Fuck
Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy   Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy   Don'T Laugh At Him Cause He Can'T Piss Straight   He Can'T Even Masturbate   Got No Gonads, Only Two Sockets   Got No Bulge In His Pockets   Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy   Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy   Can'T Even Make It Through A Day Of School   They Try To Stomp His Shriveled Little Tool   It Must Suck To Know You'll Never Fuck