Last thing I remember   I met the boys down at the 'Jammer   We had a few beers, and a few shots      I woke up the next day   With cotton mouth and a headache   Tryin to connect all the dots      Starin up at the ceilin'   I got that funny feelin'   Looked over and I, I saw my ex-girlfriend      I felt like a fool, and thats when I knew   I’d been drinkin' and dialin' again      So the next time you think I’ve had to much to drink   And you tell me I shouldn’t drive home   When you take my keys, oh i’m beggin you please   Go on take my cell phone      Cause I have been known   After tyin' one on to call up a couple old friends   Tell 'em that I love 'em, or maybe don’t cuss 'em   When I'm drinkin' and dialin' again      So the next time you think I’ve had to much to drink   And you tell me I should not drive home   Oh when you take my keys, oh I'm beggin you please   Go on take my cell phone         If you’ve ever heard, me slurrin 'my words   On your voice mail around 4 a.m.   You’ll have to forgive me, and blame it on my whiskey   I was drinkin' and dialin' again      I’ve been drinkin' and dialin' again