She'd walk through the door and she'd set up the drinks on the house    She played a good game of darts, and the men slapped her back    And never took her out    She wore a trenchcoat khaki    Her hobnail boots were full of holes    She's got medals       Her mother called her Mary, but she changed her name to Tommy, she's a one, oh    She went and joined the army, passed the medical    Don't ask me how it's done    They sent her to the front line    Fighting for her country's name    She's got medals       She got very tired of picking up girls    Cleaning her gun and shaving her curls    Then the enemy dropped a bomb    Survivors there were none       People say that when the moon is full and all the stars have gone to bed    You can see her ghost but that's a lie because the naughty woman isn't dead    She deserted on the previous morning    Replaced her uniform with dresses silk and green    Called herself Eileen    Came to London town    Now she's settled down    She's got medals