Country DJ's knows that I'm an outlaw   They'd never come to see me in this dive   Where bikers stare at cowboys   Who are laughing at the hippies   Who are praying they'll get outta here alive   The loud mouth in the corner's gettin' to me   Talking 'bout my earrings and my hair   I guess he ain't read the signs that say I been to prison   Someone ought to warn him 'fore I knock him off his chair      Cause my longhair just can't cover up my red neck   I've won every fight I've ever fought   Hey I don't need some turkey telling me that I ain't country   And sayin' I ain't worth the damned ol' ticket that he bought      Cause I can sing all them songs about Texas   And I still do all the sad ones that I know   They tell me I look like Merle Haggard   And sound a lot like David Allan Coe      And the bar maid in the last town that we played in   Knew the words to every song I'd wrote   She said Jimmy Rabbit turned her on to my last album   Just about the time the jukebox broke   Yeah Johhny Cash helped me get out of prison   Long before Rodriguez stole that goat   I've been the Rhinestone Cowboy for so long I can't remember   And I can do you every song Hank Williams ever wrote      Cause I can sing all them songs about Texas   And I still do all the sad ones that I know   I can't help it, I look like Merle Haggard   And I sound a lot like David Allan Coe      But the country DJ's all think I'm an outlaw   And they'd never come to see me in this dive   Where bikers stare at cowboys   Who are laughing at the hippies   Who are praying they'll get out of here alive   The loud mouth in the corner's gettin' to me   Talking 'bout my earrings and my hair............