(Buddy G. Sylva - Joseph Meyer)      If you knew Susie, like I know Susie   Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl   There's none so classy   As this fair lassie,   Oh! Oh! Holy Moses, what a chassis   We went riding, she didn't balk   Back from Yonkers   I'm the one that had to walk   If you knew Susie, like I know Susie   Oh! Oh! What a girl!      If you knew Susie, like I know Susie   Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl   She wears long tresses   And nice tight dresses   Oh! Oh!   What a future she possesses   Out in public   How she can yawn   In a parlour, you would think the war was on   If you knew Susie, like I know Susie   Oh! Oh! What a girl!