I am no one   But I'm well known   For I am the man with the dogs   I stare at you shopping   Watch while you're walking   Two dogs run around your toes      You turn around   Two eyes break you down   Now, who does that guy think he's starin' at?   Stop in your tracks   You're being laughed at   Your armored ego is nude      And I do and I do   Crack up cause' I'm getting to you   I see you I see you   And you're pretty self-conscious too      Down to your church   I'm looking for victims   Spell of the man with the dogs   I'll haunt you   And follow you to work   That ghost is back again      Creep into you   I won't go away   You're taking yourself too seriously   I smile as you frown   And turn to walk away   Your habits for all to see      I see a shrew   I see you   And the rodent things you do   You see you I see you   And you're pretty self-conscious too      And I'm gonna crack your mask   Yeah and I'm gonna laugh   Open wide...      See you again   You'll see me tomorrow   Curse of the man with the dogs   You may not like me   You won't forget me   Not safe even in walgreen's      They've seen me   Ask your friends   "Oh, I know him"   Seen but I'm never heard   By your lot   A stare   Is worth a thousand biting phrases   See how stupid you are?      I dare you I dare you   To erase my laser tatto   You see you you see you   And you're pretty self-conscious too      And I'm gonna crack your mask   Yeah and I'm gonna laugh   What's inside?   Is it pubic hair?   Is it cobweb air?   I bet you just don't care...