I am your plumber   No, I never went away   I still bug your bedrooms   And pick up everything you say   It can be a boring job   To moniter all day your excess talk      I hear when you're drinking   And cheatin' on your lonely wife   I play tape recordings of you to my friends at night      We've got a girl in bed with you   You're on a candid camera   We just un-elected you      I am the owl   I seek out the foul   Wash 'em away keep America clean   For clean livin' folks like me      If you demonstrate against somebody we like   I'll slip on my wig   And see if I can start a riot   Transform you to an angry mob   All your leaders go to jail for my job      But we ain't the Russians   Political trials are taboo   We've got our secret ways of getting rid of you   Fill you full of LSD   Turn you loose on a freeway      I am the owl   I seek out the foul   Wash 'em away, keep America clean   For clean livin' folks like me      Send you spinning, Send you spinning   send you spnning all over the freeway   spinning on the crowded freeway   spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway   spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway   spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway   spinning on the freeway, spinning on the freeway   spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin   Lookout!      The press, they never even cared   Why a youth leader walked into a speeding car   In ten years we'll leak the truth   By then it's only so much paper      You know watergate hurt   But nothing ever really changed   A teeny bit quiter   But we still play our little games      We still play our little games   We still play our little games   We still play our little , we still play our little   we still play our little, we still play our little games   We still play a lot of games      I am the owl   I seek out the foul   Wash 'em away   Keep America clean   For me!