I got a spiderman t-shirt   I got Converse that are rotting off my feet   I got a bad mustache   a reoccurring rash   and not a lot of cash   I spend it on my stash   Man it's good to be a geek      Well it's good to be a geek   It's good to be a creep   It's good to draw my pictures   that no one will ever see.   It's good to be a geek   It's good to be unknown   It's good I'm never waiting   right beside the telephone   Cuz no one ever...      I play dungeons and dragons   I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief   got seven hit die on my backstab   sometimes you know it's good to be a geek.   It's good to be a geek   It's good to play the freak   It's good to comb my mullet once every other week   As far as I can see   It's good to play the Wii   Then stay up painting miniatures til 2 or 3   Cuz no one ever...      Chorus:   Someday I'll learn to play guitar   Start up a band and be a star   And when you wind up pumping gas   Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...      I'm addicted to Star Trek   I'm a Klingon speaking federation freak   I find I'm more inclined   to spend the bulk of my time   on the starship enterprise   than talking to girls I meet      Well I never get the girl   but I like to be alone   cuz i can always m@sterb@te when there's no one home   it's good to have a plan   it's good to be the man   it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan   cuz no one ever...      Chorus:   Someday I'll learn to play guitar   Start up a band and be a star   And when you wind up pumping gas   Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...      Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie   tenth grade is when I got the indian burn   four years of continuous wedgies   wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn   someday I'll buy a fancy condo   someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house   someday you'll kiss my a$$      It's good to make some noise   it's good to scream outloud   it's good to feel immortal   like your last name is McCloud   it's good to be a geek   its good to be unseen   its good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen   it's good to be a geek   it's good to be the man   it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan   It's good to be a geek   It's good to be unknown   It's good I'm never waiting   right beside the telephone   Cuz no one ever...      I got a bad mustache   a reoccurring rash   and not a lot of cash   I spend it on my stash   Man it's good to be a geek   You know I don't intend   To look like Boba Fett   I got my Holland set   Although it makes me sweat   Man it's good to be a geek!