I got a spiderman t-shirt  I got Converse that are rotting off my feet  I got a bad mustache  A reoccurring rash  And not a lot of cash  I spend it on my stash  Man it's good to be a geek    Well it's good to be a geek  It's good to be a creep  It's good to draw my pictures  That no one will ever see.  It's good to be a geek  It's good to be unknown  It's good I'm never waiting  Right beside the telephone  Cuz no one ever...     I play dungeons and dragons  I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief  Got seven hit die on my backstab  Sometimes you know it's good to be a geek.  It's good to be a geek  It's good to play the freak  It's good to comb my mullet once every other week  As far as I can see  It's good to play the Wii  Then stay up painting miniatures til 2 or 3  Cuz no one ever...     [Chorus:]  Someday I'll learn to play guitar  Start up a band and be a star  And when you wind up pumping gas  Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...     I'm addicted to Star Trek  I'm a Klingon speaking federation freak  I find I'm more inclined  To spend the bulk of my time  On the starship enterprise  Than talking to girls I meet    Well I never get the girl  But I like to be alone  Cuz I can always m@sterb@te when there's no one home  It's good to have a plan  It's good to be the man  It's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan  Cuz no one ever...     [Chorus:]  Someday I'll learn to play guitar  Start up a band and be a star  And when you wind up pumping gas  Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...     Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie  Tenth grade is when I got the indian burn  Four years of continuous wedgies  Wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn  Someday I'll buy a fancy condo  Someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house  Someday you'll kiss my a$$    It's good to make some noise  It's good to scream outloud  It's good to feel immortal  Like your last name is McCloud  It's good to be a geek  It's good to be unseen  It's good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen  It's good to be a geek  It's good to be the man  It's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan  It's good to be a geek  It's good to be unknown  It's good I'm never waiting  Right beside the telephone  Cuz no one ever...     I got a bad mustache  A reoccurring rash  And not a lot of cash  I spend it on my stash  Man it's good to be a geek  You know I've gone in debt  To look like Boba Fett  I got my Holland set  Although it makes me sweat  Man it's good to be a geek!