It was a cigarette break and I was des...perate    I saw her pushin that wheelbarrow    She said have you got a match and I said yes    My cock and Farmer Giles's prizewinnin marrow       Frolickin in the summer fields were we    I fell for you and you grew to like me       I carved U 4 me in the bark of a tree    In an English Country Garden    We rolled around kissin on the ground    In an English Country Garden    You succumbed to my charms, fell asleep in my arms    In an English Country Garden    Beneath the stars above I fell in love    In an English Country Garden    Jardin Jardin Jardin Jardin       They did a quiz at the village fete and we came last    Everybody laughed at the two of us    I've never seen a bale of hay move so fast    She was a bonified fuckin genius       Frolickin in the autumn fields were we    I cherished you and you tolerated me       We mucked about while we were muckin out    In an English Country Garden    You took me under your wing when we had our fling    In an English Country Garden    You gave my heart a boost, we ruled the roost    In an English Country Garden    Just as I got broody you got moody    In an English Country Garden       (English Country Garden)    (English Country Garden)    Pulled out all the stops, harvested the crops    In an English Country Garden    The yield was meagre, you were far less eager    In an English Country Garden    The seeds we scattered never really mattered    In an English Country Garden    I saw you leave the farm on another guy's arm    In an English Country Garden    Jardin Jardin Jardin Jardin wooo!