Please read me the phone book   From Abraham to Zuckerman   All addresses and names   Both Christian and sur-      You’ve my full attention   Yes I am the lucky one   To carry each word   From the place it occurred      In my neighbour’s garden   I’ll steal all the flowers   In the town you were born   I will do a handstand      ‘Cause I’m here   I came down in the last shower   With all the subtleties   Of a marching band      Seated in a lounge waiting to depart   You’d say that we’re off to a flying start      So let’s capture a city bus   We’ll jump from burning buildings   While a circle of firemen   Catch us in a net      We’ll make paper aeroplanes   Of encyclopaedia   From abacus to zebra   The entire set      For those who have matchmaking down to an art   They’d say that we’re off to a broken heart      But there’s never an argument   I don’t need an apology   It’s all half a dozen eggplants   Or six aubergines   Just please sing me the entire   Beatles anthology   From ‘All My Loving’   To ‘Yellow Submarine’   From ‘All My Loving’   To ‘Yellow Submarine’   From ‘All My Loving’   To a yellow submarine