INTRO   Hello boys and girls. Welcome to your De La Soul readalong   storybook!   When you hear this sound... * ...that means turn the page.   And now we begin our exciting adventure of... De La Soul is   Dead.   *   PLAYGROUND HONEYS:   - Oh my God, Vanilla Ice...   - He's so fly!   - The boy is so good.   - Did you see his body?   - He could dance too.   - He could.   - He's better than any rapper I ever seen!   - And plus his dancers!   - He's so jammin'!   *   JEFF: Yo, what's up?   HONEYS: Yo, Jeff, where you been, man?   JEFF: Guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in   the   garbage.   HONEYS: For real? Let's hear it!   JEFF: No!   HONEYS: Aww, be like that!   *   MISTA LAWNGE: What's up, cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy?   HONEYS: Cocksnot? You gonna let him call you that? Sucker!   JEFF: Leave me alone!      LAWNGE: What do we have here?   JEFF: Nothing!   LAWNGE: Listen, you little Arsenio Hall gum having punk!   HONEYS: Oooh! You let him call you Arsenio! Oooh!   LAWNGE: I want the tape!   JEFF: It's mine!   HONEYS: Oh, he played you! Jeff's getting played! Jeff! Jeff!   Bodyslam   him, Jeff!   *   LAWNGE: Now! I've got the new De La Soul tape! Hey dicksnot,   buttcrust, get over here!   D.J. AUB: What's up baby?   MASE: Coolin'!   LAWNGE: I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming. Where's   the   box? The box!   MASE: So, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno!   AUB: I got the bidox, let's do this like Brutus!   *   ...28. For those who have all four answers correct, you will   recieve   a specially selected Grand Prize. Thanks, and goodnight, for   Three   Feet   High and Rising, this is Don Newkirk.