Brain-off, ladies and gentlemen   Brain-off, it's not a drug, it's an appliance   Why, we all know how time flies when you're having fun   But that's not the problem, is it?   It's how it drags when there's work to be done   And folks, that's why there's Brain-off   It's wonderful new device   A tiny electrode that affixes in the back of your skull   And the battery pack you can hold on your belt   Set the timer for seven and half hours   Punch in at work, and before you know it   It's time to go   I don't know how it works, but I use it   Brain-off, it's not a drug, it's an appliance   And by the way folks, brain-off also works in the evenings   If you find yourself just worried sick,   Feeling like you're missing out on life   Brain-off keeps you from thinking   It's not a drug, it's an appliance