A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash   Oh, I forgot to wipe   It's warm outside, a pony ride   A drive across the country side      A side of flan, a marathon   The pork's a little rare   Blueberry tarts, then come wet farts   The chaffing in my dairy air      Bull leg strut, monkey butt   Bull leg strut, monkey butt   You know what chaps my hide   Riding bikes when it's hot outside   Isn't that fucked   I sure feel like a schmuck   When people scream look at him   Monkey butt has set in   A rash around my pecker   My balls and butt