JUST THE FACTS, MA'AM note: two songs sung alternatelyI was born about ten thousand years agoThere ain't nothing in this world that I don't knowI saw Peter, Paul and Moses playing Ring Around the RosesAnd I'll whup the guy who says it isn't so I'm just a lonesome traveler, the great historical bum Highly educated, from history I come I built the Rock of Ages, twas in the year of one And that was the biggest thing that man has ever doneI saw Satan when he looked the Garden o'erI saw Eve and Adam driven from the doorFrom behind the bushes peeping, saw the apple they was eatingI swear that I'm the guy what ate the core Garden of Eden? Well, I built the Garden of Eden, it was in the year of two Joined the Apple Pickers Union and I always paid my dues I'm the man who signed the contract to raise the rising sun And that's about the biggest thing that man has ever doneI taught Samson how to use his mighty handsShowed Columbus to this mighty landAnd for Phaoroh's little kiddies built all the pyramiddiesAnd to the Sahara carried all the sand Pyramids? why... I was straw boss on the pyramids, the Tower of Babel too I opened up the ocean, let the migrant children through Well, I fought a million battles and I never lost a one And that's about the biggest thing that man has ever doneI taught Solomon his little A B CsI was the first one ate Limburger cheeseAnd while sailing down the bay with Methuselah one dayI saved his flowing whiskers from the breeze Well I was in the Revolution when we set this country free It was me and a couple of Indians who dumped the Boston tea Well I won the battle of Valley Forge and the Battle of Bully Run And that's about the biggest thing that man has ever doneQueen Elizabeth fell dead in love with meWe were married in Milwaukee secretlyBut I snuck around and shook her, to go with General HookerTo fight mosquiters down in TennesseeWoody Guthrie wrote the second songsee also PASSTHRUfilename[ JUSTFACTSF===DOCUMENT BOUNDARY===