The boy’s got problems   The boy’s got stress   The boys got a .38 hidden in desk   The boy’s got a chickie   With four months to go   Grim facts every parent must know      The girl’s a deadly teaser   Wants to do a private show   She got a hundred thousand fantasies   She wants the band to know   She likes to brush across my Levis   Likes to watch him grow   Grim facts every parent must know      Red lights   Gang fights   Brewin’ in the heart   Cop cars   Gay bars   On your precious street   That ain’t so neat      Sister’s on the street now   Lookin’ for some Joe   Only got about an hour   To pay for her new nose   Get’s a hundred for her body   A nickel for her soul   Grim facts every parent must know   Grim facts every parent must know      And I am feelin’ itchy   Got a fire down below   I’m a walkin’ loaded time bomb   Just about to blow   Tries to slide inside my pockets   But it’s strictly SRO   Grim facts every parent better know   Grim facts every parent better know