I’m nuclear infected   I really don’t mind   I just go out when the sun goes down   And have a really good time      I can clear out any ballgame   In a minute and a half   I jus show up – glow up   And have a real good laugh      When I’m happy I glow yellow   When I sad I glow blue   And I glow red-hot when I’m in bed with you      I’m nuclear infected   Really ain’t that bad   In fact it’s about the best time   I’ve ever had      I’m nuclear infected   I’m looking for a mate   So I slip on something lead, babe   And go out on a date      Nuclear infected…don’t make me angry   Nuclear infected…don’t make me shake   Nuclear infected…don’t get me to sneeze   Nuclear infected…that’s a big mistake      I want to live on Three Mile Island   Where things are clean and neat   ‘Cause we don’t have no health freaks   Clutterin’ up our streets   I’m nuclear infected I need something to eat   A China Syndrome salad with plutonium and cheese