Be an Arab, be a Jew   Be a boxing Kangaroo   Beat yourself all black and blue   (I don’t care)      Be a bleeder, be a Cancer   Be a haemophiliac romancer   Be a crippled disco dancer   (What a pair)      He’s a model citizen   I think I’ve got them fooled again   He’s an ultra sweet guy   And the master of disguise   He’s a model citizen   Just keep believin’ that, my friends   I’m a model citizen      I’m a model citizen   I’m a model citizen   I’m a model citizen   I’m an All-American!      I’m a hostage in a city of creeps   They’ve got mercenary guards that watch me sleep   They’d like to kill me and bury me deep…   In the heart of Texas   I’m a martyr I’m a sadist   I might be the Savlor her to save us all   I’m a friend of Sammy Davis (casually)      He’s a model citizen   I think I’ve got them fooled again   He’s an ultra-sweety guy   I won’t let down my disguise   He’s a model citizen   Just keep believin’ that, my friends   He’s a model citizen