i got a boat and named her dicky moe   she's a beauty a real treasure trove.   i've read the manual now i'm ready for the sea   chart a course - erotic ports for dicky moe and me   boating's unpredictable   and traveling gives you lice   day 1 i was okay, no trouble in my log   if the fishing gets much worse   i'll have to eat my dog   day 19 i'm standed in peru   boating's fun - the blazing sun - evaporated food   boating's unpredictable   and traveling gives you lice   my spanish sucks, the people stink, i'm starting to fit in   we played some soccer and they let me win   adios amicos from dicky moe and me   now i've got the worst case of lice you've ever seen   i've got lice (x4)