if he were recording right now then he would be getting all this then we start   yo we should have a freestyle track on this   hit 'em off with something   spit a verse, travis, spit a verse   quit picking your nose   fuck you, i'll kill it, i don't give a fuck      traded in my hollow words for jelly filled verbs and five pound pronouns and predicates   this is schlep's etiquette for sloppy fable manners, get your napkins   matty do kick the beat and i'm rappin   top of the line top of the world top of the mornin' to ya top dog that's a top notch tie you got   tie it in a knot till your eyeballs pop out   so you can actually see what an actual emcee looks like   and if i had to pick and choose   i'd be the indecisive dick in the voting booth   laughing at my options like   stop the press and warn the media   schleprok is leavin' ya   walking with prosthetic concoctions   i thought i told you   you just a toadstool on mario with firepowers stickin' dick to the princess   is just senseless   like that david and goliath drama   mine is the slingest   don't get basically defenseless   anyway ya wanted schleprok's cock's obnoxious   it feels like a midget is chillin' in my boxers   what?   i'm sorry   i don't even give a fuck