(Did you hear about Travis?)   (No, What?)   (I heard he’s been hooking up with a teacher!)   (NICE!)      And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways   I’m always late for lunch,   Learning dirty little lessons from you   Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school   Now I’m a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)      (Ah) I was just a snotty nosed degenerate   With hit pass perfection   Dodgin’ teachers down to give my late ass detention   Hardly a heartthrob but I made due   Using those same “circle yes or no”   Notes I used in grade school   Folded love letters with a tab that read “pull here”   Writin’ back and forth in notebooks for a full year   I used to daydream about Ms. Magnus   The type of fantasies you feel guilty for having   But who hasn’t?   The only difference beside the age   Was the fact I acted on it   And who wouldn’t?   A schoolboy crush met mature woman lust   And they hit it off so well   And I could tell the day she asked me   To stay after class that it was all bad   But I just bit my lip and acted all mad   The bell rang, class dismissed   She door shut and her skirt went up (That’s a Fact!)      And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways (let ‘em keep talking)   I’m always late for lunch,   Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)   Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school   Now I’m a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)      We gave a brand new meaning   To “after-school special”   The second that our lips touched   She kissed my ribs   And counted each one out loud   I tried my hardest not to giggle   But I couldn’t 'cause it tickled so much   She pulled my pants to half-mast   I said “hurry Miss Sin   You gonna make me late for math class”   The way she praised my balls was vicious   Now that’s what I like to call sacrilegious   One time became twenty times   Before we knew it   We stopped caring about where we would do it   From the classroom to the bathroom   And when all the students was gone   We’d even do it in the staff room   From F’s to A’s in less than 3 days   Now the underachiever’s the one with the best grades   Made the third floor shake without breakin’ a sweat   Goddamn it felt good to be the teacher’s pet      And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways (let ‘em keep talking)   I’m always late for lunch,   Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)   Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school   Now I’m a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)      (Ah) Goodness gracious, accusations   Started flyin' through the building   Cruel As School Children   This isn’t how it was supposed to be   Reminiscing don’t stand so close to me   And if it’s mostly my fault for letting this shit happen   But I couldn’t resist a little adolescent bragging   I mean, after all I was only 15   And she was showing me things   My virgin eyes had never seen   Never forget the little meeting she called   But when she saw my reaction   It made her appalled   So basically what you’re sayin' is   If I don’t keep tappin’ that ass   Then you ain’t gonna let me pass   Psshh, Some punishment lady   And as I turned towards the door   I looked back   She had her clothes on the floor   Needless to say I passed with flying colors   But my teacher was my best friends mother (damn)      And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways (let ‘em keep talking)   I’m always late for lunch,   Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)   Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school   Now I’m a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)      And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways (let ‘em keep talking)   I’m always late for lunch,   Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)   Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school   Now I’m a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)      And I can hear ‘em talking in the hallways (let ‘em keep talking)   I’m always late for lunch,   Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)   Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school   Now I’m a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!)      Ahhh!