Lucy at the gym   She's there every time I go   And I don't go that often, so she must live at the gym      I stare at her ribs, they show through the spandex   Her little legs are working, she's going somewhere   She's climbing up the stairs   And when she reaches the top, her dreams will be there      Lucy at the gym   Lucy on the scale for the third time   Through thick and thin, Lucy's at the gym      She's staring at the clock   And like the second hand she never stops   She's Lucy at the gym      When she takes a shower, after all the hours   Does she have a place to go?   Is there someone waiting or is Lucy all alone?      I'm at the gym and Lucy's not there   It's got me pretty worried so I imagine the worst   She's made it up to heaven      And when she met her maker   He said, "Come right in, I'll show you around the gym   Everyone's beautiful and thin   And here there's no sin and your life can begin, Lucy at the gym"      Keep going, Lucy   Keep on working girl