I can be clever, I can be clever   I can charm your pants off, I can be clever   I can be funny, I can make you laugh   I can amuse you, I can make you laugh      I can be tender or I can be dirty   I can make you feel like you rule the world   I could be patient, I can be kind   I know how to listen or look like I am      I can be trusted, I can be kind   As far as you can throw me, I can be trusted   I can be blue, I can get real depressed   I can stay all day in my bed      I can get anxious, I can get anxious   When I think of you, I just get anxious   I can get angry, I can get angry      I can smash your windshield, I can get angry   I can't wait to be in your arms again   'Cause I always think this could be the last time   When you dig deep and you see more and you get bored      I could be sorry, I could be sorry   About your windshield I could be sorry   And I could be clever, I can be clever   I can charm your pants off, I can be clever