[Intro conversation to open]   If he were recording   If he were recording right now   Then he would be getting all this at the start   My track - yo we should have a freestyle on this   Freestyle? Hit 'em off with somethin   Spit a verse Travis, spit a verse   Quit picking your nose, and come off   Quit picking your nose? Fuck you      [Freestyle]   Traded in my, hollow words for jelly-filled verbs   And five pound pronouns and predicates   This is Schlep's etiquette for sloppy fable manners get your napkins   Matty Duke kick the beat, and I'm rappin   Top of the line, top of the world, top of the mornin to ya top dawg   That's a top notch tie you got, tie it in a knot   'til your eyeballs pop out   So you can actually see what an actual MC looks like   And if I had to pick and choose   I'd be the indecisive dick in the votin booth   Laughin at my options, like   Stop the press, inform the media   Schlep Rock is leavin ya, walkin with prosthetic concoctions   I thought I told you, you just a toadstool   I'm Mario with firepower, stickin dick to the Princess   It's just senseless, like that David and Goliath drama   Minus the slingin stones, you're basically defenseless   Anyway you wanted Schlep Rock's cock obnoxious   It feels like a MIDGET is chillin in my boxers      [Outro]   Whaaaat, what? (I'm sorry)