Got no life, got no ambition   I've got autism      Where I'll be in ten years   Nobody knows and nobody cares   I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears"   I'm waging war from an easy chair      Got no life, got no ambition   Out of pills, flacid condition      Oh, my boner's vanished   Please, return to me, boner      Fifteen years have come and gone   Vacation at the Reeperbahn   Prostitutes and drugs I'm on   Out of dope, my boner's gone      Got no life, got no ambition   Out of pills, flacid condition      Oh, my condition is flacid as can be   What does flacid mean?   Look it up in the dictionary   In the dictionary   I bet the dictionary never has to take pills to get a boner   'Cause his first name is Dick   If you think about it   His first name is Dick, dictionary   There's no way that he will ever have to--       Yeah, blackism, dictionaryism, flacidism   Oh, oh, blackism, flacidism, dictionaryism   Dictionaryism, dictionaryism   Read me, you can read me like a book