There must be someone out there    Who's smiling down on me   It's not really fair    We all must choose a path   I don't even care   In rough to our demise   Bestow no pity on me   But I will never think twice   Some people say no to a fork in the road   A wench might make you happy   But only half the time   Be takin no wife   With heartache pain and strife   I would roam around the world   Or filling my life    (chorus) If I had my way    A beer from every land    When your life is over   And an eye on every girl   You'll never have regrets   And you time has finally come   Looking out for #1   I don't need no money    You'd better heed    Of fame or fancy cars   No home and electric guitars   Now that the end is near    I got what I need    A light goes on inside your head   While I was sailing the seven seas   You were putting the children to bed   (chorus)   argh oi argh oi