So, you think you're kung fu's pretty good, eh?      I want to fight your brother      Him, against me      Let's kung fu!!            The smoke is clearing you can see      Peter and Paul Stanley      Kareem and Bruce they've made a truce      While Ace and Gene took PCP            A flying kick right through the air      His foot got stuck in Peter's hair      Ace and Gene took on Kareem      But slipped and fell in afro sheen      Then Bruce yelled out "Oh Boy"      I think he meant "La Choy"      Kareem and Bruce don't miss when throwing stars at KISS            Gene now has a shorter tongue      They should have used their love gun      Gene and Ace escaped today      They'll live to fight another day            Oh, oh my god      Ancient Chinese secret sent by Buddha      Blah...      Bruce and Kareem out shooting baskets for two points.