Foolish thing to ponder, a more foolish thing to do   I'm pretty fuckin' glad that I'm not you   I know she was expecting, ah, we'd get married anyway   A house, nice cars, ten credit cards, she's never worked a day      He slaves his fucking ass off to support his rotund wife   He's lost his own identity for the remainder of his life   His fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way    Collect some life insurance is a message I convey      Kids are screaming   wife is nagging   Dog is barking   He had to burn it down      Strike the match   Dead bolt that latch   Gone in a flash   Burn it down      He's like a soulless being, like a hamster on a wheel   As soon as you tied that knot that cage was made of steel   I'll enroll myself in Weight-Watchers or, maybe, join a gym   What about that thousand-dollar treadmill that you bought on a whim?      He slaves his fucking ass off to support his rotund wife   He's lost his own identity for the remainder of his life   His fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way    Collect some life insurance is a message I convey      The kids are screaming   The wife is nagging   The dog is barking   He had to burn it down      Strike the match   Dead bolt that latch   Gone in a flash   Burn it down      The kids are screaming   The wife is nagging   The dog is barking   He had to burn it down      Strike the match   Then pull that latch   Gone in a flash   Burn it down      Fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way    Collect some life insurance is a message I convey