Long ago just you and me   But you traded up to eat eat eat   Packing on those Kilograms   Aren't Kilograms just like pounds?   That keester is sure filling out   You could use a walk about!      I'd like to tell you tastefully   Your ass is an enormity      Freaky hanas' get me off   But how can I, Jack off   Did you know that you wears   Size 16 underwears   You joined a gym   And that rhymes with slim   Bulimia at your own pace   It must be an acquired taste      Well I could tell you tastefully   Your ass is an enormity   (That's big, that's a big ass)      Newport girls act with haste   Tie that sweatshirt 'round your waist   I'd like to tell you tastefully   Your ass is an enormity!      In Newport beach you have the class   and money stuffed way up your ass   I think that I will have to pass   Tie that sweatshirt 'round your god damned fat ass!