Well I've been wearing a Gilded Lily    To my design it was created    Cunningly carved in a manner frilly    My Gilded Lily he made me a smarty    No deviation was tolerated    My Gilded Lily he think he funny    My Gilded Lily he worth cash money    I wore my Lily to all the right party go!          I was the envy of all the horde    I proclaimed myself overlord    My Gilded Lily gives all this and more    I puked my guts all over the floor          I found the entertainment banal, so,    Lead harlequin then drew his last    Thru trenches of flesh we carved a canal    He held a bejeweled theatrical mask    The door heaved and then exploded    We split the bill and drove home loaded    When we got there the paint was peeling    We rose on Jell-o cubes to the ceiling          Draped in apparel    I wear the Lily    I bathe in the smell    Gaily festooned in a manner silly       I gild the lily       Adroitly crafted yet willy nilly    I wear the Lily    When I party with Milli Vanilli          And soon the pleasure barges    Rolled with the sun, pleasantly bloated,    Debauchery I looked for Lily and just found me       We mingled as one amidst debris of       And all the while Gilded Lily faded    Though it was the best I'd created    But Gilded Lily was still in place    It made a mockery of my face       And delivered to us a surprise       The hulking mass of what we despised    Which lurched away as we moved to snuff it    And we delivered a princely buffet    Soon the continent split asunder    And the radios blared to the blunder    My Gilded Lily expanded while spinning    Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons    That's when I realized we were winning    We piled up, peeled out, veered off, lashed out    and then we were gone