We stand before the gates of Hell   Smeared with filthy bacon smell   Not all cops are pigs   Some of them are dicks   It is their duty to beat you...   ...with a BIG FUCKING STICK!      I LOVE THE PIGS!!!!      The cheap allure   Of human manure   You busted her for junk   And soon your dashboard,   Was spackled with spunk      You stopped for a bit   But you couldn't quit   I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs   You killed and killed again,   And got away with it      The body count rose, yet,   Yet, still I craved more   Fighting just crime had become such a bore   That one magic night when I raped with a mop...   That sure got 'round the shop!      'Til an AK took my head off   In a drug deal gone way wrong   By some weird Asian dude   That they called Knobby Tong   Still they called it suicide...   At the funeral the Sgt. cried...      You stopped for a bit   But you couldn't quit   I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs   You killed and killed again,   And got away with it      You wanted to do right...   But right, it felt so wrong...   The filthy streets ate your soul   That's how you wound up   Deep in this hole.      See them in their grandeur   White Knights of the Realm   They are all my children...   Follow me to hell...follow me to hell!      Then Satan smiled upon you   You became a god   It became your resurrection   Undeath of the damned   Resplendent in his harness   His flanks are flecked in seed   Cybernetic knucklehead   Centurion of greed      You stopped for a bit   But you couldn't quit   I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs   You killed and killed again,   And got away with it      They combined a man with a hog   Then they sewed on the dick of a dog   Good with a club, but not a great shot...   I guess even hell needs a cop...      Renegade cops who as priests wield their clubs and their guns   They get to have all the fun!