Why don't you sit right back and I   I may tell you a tale, a tale of 3   Little pigs and a big bad wolf      Well, the first little piggy   Well, he was kinda hick   He spent most of his days   Just day dreamin' of the city      And then one day he bought a guitar   He moved to Hollywood to become a star   But living on the farm he knew nothing of the city   Built his house outta straw, what a pity?      Then one day   Jammin' on some chords   Along came the wolf   Knockin' on his door      Little pig, little pig let me in   Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin   Little pig, little pig let me in   Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin      Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'   I'll blow your house in   Huffin', puffin'   I'll blow your house in      I'm huffin', puffin'   I'll blow your house in   Huffin' and puffin'   An' I'll blow your house in      Well, the second little piggy   Well, he was kinda stokin'   Spent most of his days just a ganja smokin'   Hoppin' and a boppin' down on Venice beach   Gettin' paid money for religious speech      Built his shelter from what he garbage picked   Mostly made up of old cans and sticks   Then one day he was crankin' out Bob Marley   Along came the wolf on his big bad harley      Little pig, little pig let me in   Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin   Little pig, little pig let me in   Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin      Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'   I'll blow your house in   Huffin', puffin'   I'll blow your house in      I'm huffin', I'm puffin'   I'll blow your house in   Huffin' and puffin'   An' I'll blow your house in      Well, the third little piggy   The grade A student, his daddy was a rock star   Named Pig Nugent, earned his master's degree   From Harvard college      Built his house from his architect knowledge   A tri level mansion   Hollywood hills   Daddy's rock stardom   Paid for the bills      Then one day came the old house masher   The big bad wolf the little piggy slasher      Little pig, little pig let me in   Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin   Little pig, little pig let me in   Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin      Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'   I'll blow your house in   Huffin', puffin'   I'll blow your house in      Huffin', puffin'   I'll blow your house in   Huffin' and puffin'   An' I'll blow your house in      Well, the big bad wolf, well, he huffed and he puffed   All that he could and low and behold   The little piggy's house stood   It's made out of concrete the little piggy shouted      The wolf just frowned as he pouted   So they called 911 like any piggy would   They sent out Rambo just as fast as they could      Yo wolf face   I'm your worst nightmare   Your ass is mine      Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see   And that's the end of story, for you and me   But still give a listen, you just may   Hear the big wolf and little piggies say      Little pig, little pig let me in   Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin   Little pig, little pig let me in   Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin      Well, I'm huffin', I'm puffin'   I'll blow your house in   Huffin', puffin'   Blow your house in   Huffin', puffin'   Blow your house in   Huffin', puffin'   Blow your house in      Huffin' and puffin' and   I'll blow your house in   Huffin' and puffin' and   I'll blow your house in   Huffin' and puffin' and   I'll blow your house in   Huffin' and I'll puffin' and   I'll blow your house in      And the moral of the story is   That bands with no talent   Can easily amuse idiots   With a stupid puppet show