Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are, oh   You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are   And when your hand is on your heart   You're nearly a good laugh   Almost a joker   With your head down in the pig bin   Saying "Keep on diggin'"   Pig stain on your fat chin   What do you hope to find?   There in the pig mine   You're nearly a laugh   You're nearly a laugh   But you're really a cry      Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are   You fucked up old hag, ha ha, charade you are   You radiate cold shafts of broken glass   You're nearly a good laugh   Almost worth a quick grin   You like the feel of steel   You're hot stuff with a hat pin   And good fun with a hand gun   You're nearly a laugh   You're nearly a laugh   But you're really a cry      Hey you White House, ha ha, charade you are   You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are   You're trying to keep our feelings off the street   You're nearly a real treat   All tight lips and cold feet   I know you feel abused   You gotta stem the evil tide   And keep it all on the inside   Mary you're nearly a treat   Mary you're nearly a treat   But you're really a cry