Good Evening, Class   I would like to welcome you   To Pussy Eating 101   Pay close attention now      There's rules and regulations to pleasin' a girl   Goin' downtown could really rock her world   But you gotta make sure that you know what you're doin'   There's a map down there that you gotta start learnin'      First, you gotta make sure you rehearse   Move 'round your tongue like your tryin' to curse   'Cause there's nothin' worse than a tongue that doesn't work   Then your girl will be mad and youl feel like a jerk      Spread out her lips before you kiss   You wanna make sure that you find the clit   Lick a little bit then move it all around   Lick it all over 'til you hear her make a sound      Then you know that you found a good spot   Tease it and touch it, but not a lot   Put your mouth on top, you're in control   You can make it happen - fast or slow      Lick it, better lick it right   Touch it, better touch it right   Kiss it, better kiss it right   Do that pussy right      Lick it, better lick it right   Touch it, better touch it right   Kiss it, better kiss it right   Do that pussy right      Don't be bland - better act creative   Be on top of your game and be innovative   Experiment a bit and change it up   Lick a little lower then put it in her butt      Then you can place a finger inside   Make sure that it's wet and easy to glide   If she's really wet, and your finger slides,   Try to put another one inside      But you better still have your mouth on the clit   You know you're doin' good if her legs twitch   Then pick her up and set her on your face   Pick a large area to give her some space      She needs some room to place your mouth where she want it   And let her ride your face like she's 'bout to cum on it   The key to a girl's heart is goin' down south   So come on everybody let her put it in your mouth!      Lick it, better lick it right   Touch it, better touch it right   Kiss it, better kiss it right   Do that pussy right      Lick it, better lick it right   Touch it, better touch it right   Kiss it, better kiss it right   Do that pussy right      Let your mouth do the talkin' and your tongue do the walkin'   Work on your cardio, there is no stoppin'   Get through the pain if your jaw locks   You gotta be a soldier and don't stop      Lick her and finger her at the same time   Feel around the G-spot seek and you shall find   Rup on that spot, lick on top   You got to be coordinated, show her what you got      Once you got that down, put your other hand around   I have to be blunt and not profound   Put your wet pinky finger in her asshole   You're in three different places - it's time to go      Your pinky in her ass and your other in her hole   Your tongue move fast like a drum roll...   If your girl can't come this way,   I guess she's not ready, come back another day      Lick it, better lick it right   Touch it, better touch it right   Kiss it, better kiss it right   Do that pussy right      Lick it, better lick it right   Touch it, better touch it right   Kiss it, better kiss it right   Do that pussy right      Lick it, better lick it right   Touch it, better touch it right   Kiss it, better kiss it right   Do that pussy right      Lick it, better lick it right   Touch it, better touch it right   Kiss it, better kiss it right   Do that pussy right