If a woman loves a woman   Does that mean she’s a lesbian?   It does?    Does that make her a lesbian?   Oh my god! She’s a lesbian!   If a woman loves a woman   Does that mean she’s a lesbian?   Lesbian, lesbian, lesbian      Well who the hell am i?    Who the hell are you?   I’m a white, gay, Jew that raps and confuses you   What am I trying to do?   I cant believe what I’ve gotten myself into   Yo, who knew?   I should take a bullet to my bangs and grow a mullet   Pick up a guitar and sing folk music   Or maybe dye my hair and sing punk rock   But I’d look rather odd   Like I do performing hip hop   Plus you would never want to hear me sing   Each note that I tried to hit your body would cringe   So I’ll stick with what I do best   Writing rhymes that make you blush and feel embarrassed   Or maybe my appearance is hard to grasp   You’d rather see a girl shakin her ass   But that’s in the past   Because me in a thong would look terribly wrong   Im just a lesbian   Cant we all get along?      Don’t be afraid   She’s only gay   She can rhyme for days   What more can I say   Wait   She is a pimp   Without a dick   She’ll never quit   Til she get a hit, oh      I tried to rap about sucking dick   But the audience laughed and said   “God-des you’re full of shit!”   Ill admit, I look more gay   Than Elton John with a thong on   Poopin on the john, feeding his swan   Im more masculine than Rosie when she cut off all her hair   And all of America got really scared   I tried to dress lik Lil’ Kim   But I looked like I was in drag and   Everybody asked   “What is wrong with him?”   I tried to be hard and be a rap gangsta   But that didn’t happen, people called me a wankster   I thought that I could take an afrocentric approach   But Im white so people called me a joke   I used to rap about bitches and hoes   Fat ass rides and all of my dough   But I realized I didn’t even know any hoes   I drove a Dodge Shadow and my account was froze      Don’t be afraid   She’s only gay   She can rhyme for days   What more can I say   Wait   She is a pimp   Without a dick   She’ll never quit   Til she get a hit, oh      I aint tryin to cause no beef like    50 and Ja, Nas and Jay   Im happy Im gay   Okay, its true, im a lesbian   Not a thespian, a lesbian   Accept it or not, my music is hot   Better call the cops cuz I just got popped   Alert TRL because the audience   Is gonna wonder why the hell Beyonce just fell   From number one   I get more attention than Sadam on the run   Im on the go, running from fans    Cuz people with God-des are screaming “You’re damn good”    Im hiding super deep like the Taliban   Its like a media circus with the curtains always open   Im hoping that the curtains will close    But that’s what I deg for being this rap star lesbo   I’d like to welcome y’all to my reality show      Don’t be afraid   She’s only gay   She can rhyme for days   What more can I say   Wait   She is a pimp   Without a dick   She’ll never quit   Til she get a hit, oh      If a woman loves a woman   Does that mean she’s a lesbian?   Lesbian, lesbian