(chorus) - i've got large genitals, that i show to elderly women, at thecost of 5 dollars a head. i've got large genitals, bigger than yourmother's, and i just showed them to a guy named Fred.oh lord. it's hard to be blessed like this: large testicles, and a largepenis. who could ask for anything more? they're lyin' when they say sizedoesn't matter. imagine how hard it is on my bladder. i can't go sidewaysthrough my front door.(chorus)there's a million uses for my dick. i whip it out, and locks i can pick.like a swiss army knife only bigger. it likes a martini with a twist oflime. it's a philanthropist, and it fights crime. did you know that georgeburke is a wigger?(chorus)