Oh, the winter she was angryWhen the rollers came to townAnd they threw your mom down a ditch and she diedAnd they went to find the bodyBut it was devoured by wolvesWhich is really kinda weird since she drownedOh, yeahOh, the spring she was angryWith those flowers all aroundAnd annoying little bunnies in the grassAnd I never took a likingTo all those multicolored plantsSo I crush them with my shoes and I eat 'emOh yeahOh, the summer she was angry'cause the beach was overcrowdedSo she sent the cops down there to kick 'em out'Cept for this one pot-smoking moronWho just wouldn't move his assSo they shot him on the spot and he bled a lotOh, yeahOh, the autumn she was angry'cause the pumpkins all got smashedAnd the people all got drunk on ThanksgivingAnd they should be watching footballBut they're all passed out instead'Cept for grandpa who's hurling in the canOh, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.