I can't sleep, I can't sleepMy doctor said I've got to stay in bedA week at least, a week or threeBut that would drive me crazyMy lawyer said my case is weakThe witnesses refuse to speakAnd you're up against a hanging judge and juryThe boss is on my backHe says he feels there something lacking in the progressof my departmentMy youngest boy, not yet thirteenSaid Dad, drop out, this ain't your sceneBut my eldest boy just said, Dad, drop deadOh, when things go wrong, they really go wrongAnd they rarely go right for meOh, when things go wrong, they really go wrongAnd they rarely go right for meMy mother says she's still alivePlease call us up from time to timeIf it's not too much troubleIt's for your father's sakeMy yoga classSaid take the time to relax, relax, relaxBut we're dining out with the Shultzes tonightAnd I hate the ShultzesI never wake up in the morning`Cos I never go to sleep at nightI go to bed, I take a powderMaybe tonight's the nightAll the cares of the daySeem to gather in a cornerLike an army of antsWho are waiting for the moment when the lights go outI can't sleep, I can't sleepOh, when things go wrong, they really go wrongAnd they rarely go right for meOh, when things go wrong, they really go wrongAnd they rarely go right for me