I left the house about 8pm    Spent a little time with the boys again    I didn't really wanna be away from you    I went for one but I stayed till two       I played a little eight ball, made a few bucks    Dropped a little change in that old jukebox    Time flew by next thing I knew    I went for one but I stayed till two       It was last call for alcohol    Billy got mean and he wanted to brawl    Old Jim Bob he was under the table    He wanted me to drive, I was barely able       Well a pretty little blonde there took my keys    Said here have a cup of this coffee please    I knew I'd have some explaining to do    Should have went for one but I stayed till two       When I got home I was quiet as a mouse    Little did I know you would move the couch    I hit the floor and the whole house knew    I went for one but I stayed till two       It was last call for alcohol    Billy got mean and he wanted to brawl    Old Jim Bob he was under the table    He wanted me to drive, I was barely able       I didn't really wanna be away from you    I went for one but I stayed till two       Went for one but I stayed till two