I left the house about 8pm   Spent a little time with the boys again   I didn't really wanna be away from you   I went for one but I stayed till two      I played a little eight ball, made a few bucks   Dropped a little change in that old jukebox   Time flew by next thing I knew   I went for one but I stayed till two      It was last call for alcohol   Billy got mean and he wanted to brawl   Old Jim Bob he was under the table   He wanted me to drive, I was barely able      Well a pretty little blond there took my keys   Said here have a cup of this coffee please   I knew I'd have some explaining to do   Should have went for one but I stayed till two      When I got home I was quiet as a mouse   Little did I know you would move the couch   I hit the floor and the whole house knew   I went for one but I stayed till two      It was last call for alcohol   Billy got mean and he wanted to brawl   Old Jim Bob he was under the table   He wanted me to drive, I was barely able      I didn't really wanna be away from you   I went for one but I stayed till two      Went for one but I stayed till two