Excuse me, would you mind if I sat down?   I’m the other woman you know nothing about   And before you throw that margarita at me   Let me tell you, a heartbreaking story      Last night after he dropped you off at your own place   He drove directly over to mine   And I won’t lie I coulda had him for the rest of the night   But my conscience wouldn’t let me let him inside      Cause he aint worth the salt on your glass   He don’t deserve the woman good as you   And I know you thought your love with him would last and last   But he ain’t worth the salt on your glass      Well I know you didn’t know what he was doing   You had no idea who he was doing it with   But before you spend the rest of the night crying over him   Let me buy you another round my friend      Cause he aint worth the salt on your glass   He don’t deserve the woman good as you   And I know you thought your love with him would last and last   But he ain’t worth the salt on your glass      Well Im not the one you should blame   You know he never mentioned your name   Seems to me we’re kind of the same    Two unlikely friends both better than him      Cause he aint worth the salt on your glass   He don’t deserve the woman good as you   And I know you thought your love with him would last and last   But he ain’t worth the salt on your glass   He aint worth the salt on your glass      He ain't worth the salt on that top shelf margarita, no   oooh   He ain't worth the salt   He ain't worth the salt