(Michael Lardie, Jack Russell, Don Dokken)      Down the road in my car   A wooden Jesus on my dashboard   Go to work to stay alive   I'm just a sinner tryin' to survive   Yeah we commit all those deadly sins   But I don't worry 'cause I got my friend      I got my wooden Jesus in my car   He's always with me, never too far   Yeah my wooden Jesus forgives me   I'm a sinner that's why I believe   In my wooden Jesus      Wake up in the mornin' sun   On my dresser got another one   Say a prayer to start my day   Maybe the big man will show me the way   A money maker down in east L.A.   Stampin' 'em out, ten thousand a day      I got a wooden Jesus in my car   He's always with me, never too far   Yeah my wooden Jesus he's my friend   I've been a lion layin' down with the lamb      I got my friend, got my soul   Why he forgives me, God only knows   'Cause he's a wooden Jesus   Wooden Jesus yeah, wooden Jesus, oh yeah      Oh Lordy take me on away from here   Take me down the road to salvation   Help me Jesus, try to find my way   Send me a revelation      I gotta wooden Jesus in my car   Got him stittin' on my dashboard   Wooden Jesus shows the way   He keeps me ready for that judgement day   He's my wooden Jesus forgivin' me      I need a savior, so I try to believe   In my wooden Jesus doesn't mind   He always loves me   He's my kind of wooden Jesus   Wooden Jesus yeah, wooden Jesus      Ten thousand, maybe more   Wrapped with string on a cheap old board   Cast iron believe me   $5.95 will buy your reprieve      Wooden Jesus yeah   He's my friend   Show me the way   Keep me ready for that judgement day   Wooden Jesus