Brian... skate   Brian... skate   Brian... FIGHT   Brian... SKATE      What would Brian Boitano do   If he was here right now?   He'd make up a plan and he'd follow through   That's what Brian Boitano'd do      Brian... skate   Brian... FIGHT      When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics   Skating for the gold   He did two sow cows and a tripple lutz   Wearing a blind fold      And when Brian Boitano was in the Alps   Fighting grizzly bears   He used his magical fire-breath   And saved the maidens fair      Brian... skate   Brian...       So what would Brian Boitano do   If he was here today?   I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two   That's what Brian Boitano'd do      Brian... skate   Brian...      When Brian Boitano travelled through time   To the Year 3010   He fought the evil Robot King   and saved us all again      And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids   He beat up Kubla Kahn   Because Brian Boitano doesn't take shit   From anybody...      (No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!)      I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings (x7)      Brian... skate   Brian... FIGHT      Well Brian Boitano was born   On the planet of Kreynuk   He came to Earth to save us all   From war and death and stuff      Heighdy-ho and heighdy-hey!   Brian Boitano's here!   So round up all you lass's   And tell him em have no fear      Say come over here my honey   And I'm gonna take off my pants   And I'm gonna make dirty love to you   'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do   'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do