My face is finished, my body's gone   And I can't help but think, standin' up here   In all this applause and gazin' down   At all the young and the beautiful   With their questioning eyes      That I must above all things love myself   That I must above all things love myself   That I must above all things love myself      I saw a girl in the crowd   I ran over, I shouted out   I asked if I could take her out   But she said that she didn't want to      I changed the sheets on my bed   I combed the hairs across my head   I sucked in my gut and still she said   That she just didn't want to      I read her really, I'd read her, yeats   I tried my best to stay up late   I fixed the hinges on her gate   But still she just never wanted to      I bought her a dozen snow white doves   I did auditions in rubber gloves   I called her honey bee, I called her love   But she just still didn't want to   She just never wants to, damn      I sent her every type of flower   I played the guitar by the hour   I petted her revolting little chihuahua   But still she just didn't want to      I wrote a song with a hundred lines   I picked a bunch of dandelions   I walked her through the trembling pines   But she just even then didn't want to   She just never wants to      I thought I'd try another 'tack   I'd drink a liter of Cognac   I threw up down her back   But she just laughed and said   That she just didn't want to      I thought I'd have another go   I called her my little ho   I felt like my soul, my soul must feel when   She said that she just never wanted to   She just didn't want to      I got the no pussy blues   I got the no pussy blues   I got the no pussy blues   Damn, damn      No pussy blues   I got the no pussy blues   I got the no pussy blues   I got the no pussy blues   Damn, damn