One, two, three, four      Mad Mullahs and dirty bombs   Alert the coastal command   Ack-ack positions, everyone   She's my honey bee and here she comes      Cancer, rabies, SARS   Hairy beards and hurtling stars   Won't somebody touch me?   Won't somebody touch me?      Honey bee, let's fly to Mars   Honey bee, let's fly to Mars   Honey bee, let's fly to Mars   Honey bee, let's fly to Mars      There's a kid laying on the lawn   The neighbors on the telephone   The dispatcher asks, ?What's going on?   Please, sir, what's going on??      The kid is laying on the lawn   He's been giving me shit for years   He rides his bike across my lawn   Now he's laying on the lawn      Won't somebody touch me?   Won't someone please touch me?      Honey bee, let's fly to Mars   Honey bee, let's fly to Mars   Honey bee, let's fly to Mars   Honey bee, let's fly to Mars      Scud missiles, Asian flu   The easily offended   We are the undefended   We are the undefended      Won't somebody touch us?   There's a virus come to town   Won't somebody give me a kiss?   He's giving me shit for years      Honey bee, let's fly to Mars   Honey bee, let's fly to Mars   Honey bee, let's fly to Mars   Honey bee, let's fly to Mars      Honey bee, honey bee   Honey bee, honey bee