Hand-maiden ashtray   Facing the light   Local mix-up   Someone fix up   What we broke up      The pleasure-seekers   Are out there tonight   Local mix-up   Someone fix up   What we broke up         You as a person   Have got to think fast   Cause this is a party   But it's not gonna last   This is the same place the fly got smashed         Dressing x7   Like a queen   Dressing x7   Like a queen      Aluminum ashtray   Facing the light   Local mix-up   Someone fix up   What we broke up      The pleasure-seekers   Are out there tonight   Local mix-up   Someone fix up   What we broke up                  In the early days   He was burting with confidence   I saw the light   The shiny dream   Over the years   He beagn to submerge   The nervous wreck   We know him to be   The nervous, twisted wreck   So watch out for Joker Bob   I wish he were just a distant relative   But he's razor-close like blue green gelatin   Icy-cold   Acid in his heart      With this we shall draw the electrifying conclusion      They strapped him in   Still chewing his bubblegum   They did the Jesus-shock   As the reporters watched   Finally, his ticker stopped   And they buried him with a smile on his puss      And that's the electrifying conclusion