This kid is wasting his life away   He thinks the guy outta Green Day   Is living in his soul   He's playing at the bowl   His mother shouts him down for tea   He's gotta get a grip on reality   Faking life with something he'll never be   You've gotta be yourself, and never someone else   And fit in with society      He's 28, but thinks he's 18   He can't relate, he's got no girlfriend   He'll never change   He'll never change      He's always getting high   He's living one big lie   His head is in the sky   His mum and dad he lives with never care   Never care      He's always getting high   He's living one big lie   His head is in the sky   His mum and dad he lives with never care   Never care      He said he's gonna be famous   And buy a house, and live in Las Vegas   Party every night, a private jet to fly   Hanging round with Madge and Guy      The way he spoke, you gotta believe it   In my mind I was reliving it   Hugh Hefner was there   I asked him if he'd share   This is getting all too much   He's recognised wherever that he goes   It must be nice to be such a hero   He's really changed   He's really changed      He's vastly overpaid, he's always getting laid   He drives the best cars ever made   He's always in the papers everyday   Everyday      He's vastly overpaid, he's always getting laid   He drives the best cars ever made   He's always in the papers everyday   Everyday      I call him and ask him for tickets   He tells me to go and sling it   He's really changed   He's really changed      He's vastly overpaid, he's always getting laid   He drives the best cars ever made   He's always in the papers everyday   Everyday      He's vastly overpaid, he's always getting laid   He drives the best cars ever made   He's always in the papers everyday   Everyday      At twenty-bloody-eight he's hanging round with millionaires   Designer clothes he always wears   His face is on billboards everywhere   But I don't care